† I don't wanna be no Catholic boy †

funniest shit

2006-01-27T04:40:10Z

niko drank the bong water, greatest moment of my life watching him do that, then some one gave him .7 which he then traded me for a pack of reds. the guy at 7 11 asked me for something.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-11-24T01:05:00

2005-11-24T09:05:20Z

one of the members of R4 told taryn she was insane in the pit! that made my night!

hella, hell yeah.

2005-11-24T08:28:13Z

last nihgt was fucking sweet and shit,once again the legit crew is better that everyone else, me david andy jacqueline sapphire taryn and sarah went to chain to see horse the band and hella and dep and btbam, it was a sweet show, deltaco after party, was legit. seems like every time i make an update to this, it is after a show, and it just so happens my last entry was after a horse show. i wish there were pictures from that night!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-09-25T02:15:00

2005-09-25T09:07:06Z

wow i havent made and entry in so long, so much shit has happened i should have written down. summer was good school at ofl is good, im fadded, work is good, so fadded, me and niko are trying to start a band, on my god im fadded, last night i went to the HORSE the band cd release party with jacqueline and brenda! legit crew! shit was amazing, tonight i went to see the farewell concert fof Lucciano PPavarotti! that was unbelieveably amazing, now im fadded.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-06-15T17:38:00

2005-06-16T00:25:54Z

yesterday was cool and shit. i took some test at the ofl place. then me and erica went to her house, then went to see teh faint and bright eyes, and that was pretty damn cool. i have never been to a show with so many damn people in my entire life, there was like at least 10,005 people there it was crazzy, but we were on the floor, right at the barricade and it was fun. there were only a couple hundred people down there. damn what a night, we then got a hot dog from some mexicans on the corner, it was really good, then we baught a bright eye shirt from some street vendor, he wanted 10 dollars for it, but we bargained him down to 1 dollar. damn we are good!!!!!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-05-11T21:57:00

2005-05-12T04:48:00Z

today was quite nice, i met up with erica then we went to my house.......then we went to second street (ate lunch with my brothers friends) then we went to fourth street where we went shopping, we then took a wonderful walk to cherry park. yes today was excellent. <3

cramps_staysick @ 2005-05-08T18:54:00

2005-05-09T01:49:24Z

what a wonderfull weekend, it was just loverly. friday was pretty damn nice. saturday was also pretty sweet, my live is now complete due to the fact that i own a gas mask! and today i went to holly wood and purchased Ed Wood and lost boys.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-05-05T18:37:00

2005-05-06T01:26:20Z

this week has been so great!!! and erica painted me a hedwig and the angry inch painting<3

cramps_staysick @ 2005-05-01T22:18:00

2005-05-02T05:07:32Z

this weekend was prettyy friggin sweet!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-25T18:30:00

2005-04-26T01:20:05Z

This weekend was pretty damn nice. i worked and did alot of other things, this live journal thing is old now so im gonna take a break for like a little whilst! peace!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-17T01:23:00

2005-04-17T08:14:26Z

strange, random fucking weekend. friday was really random, i dont know how else to describe it, saturday was fun untill i had to go home then it sucked. tomorow should be pretty gay. i dont know. im looking forward to next weekend, next weekend is gonna be tight, it has to be.

stolen from taryn who stole it from vincent

2005-04-13T02:04:43Z

A - Age you got your first kiss: suck it
B - Band listening to right now: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
C - Crush: yes :)
D - Dad's name: Tom
E - Easiest person to talk to: Niko
F - Favorite bands at the moment: BLATZ :p
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears? Gummy Bears, HARIBO, duh i'm german.
H - Hometown: Long Beach
I - Instruments: i have a violin, played it when i was little.
J - Junior High: rogers
K - Kids: suck it
L - Longest car ride ever: Keil to freiburg (germany)
M - Mom's name: Diana
N - Nicknames: Nazi boy?, Zahlten?
O - One wish: own a brewery, and brew beer.
P - Phobia[s]: yeah i have some.
Q - Quote: "In actual fact the pacifistic-humane idea is perfectly all right perhaps when the highest type of man has previously conquered and subjected the world to an extent that makes him the sole ruler of this earth… Therefore, first struggle and then perhaps pacifism."
R - Reason to smile: if i try to form a smile my entire face will crack.
S - Song: suffering quota
T - Time you woke up [today]: 5:15 am
U - Unknown fact about me:suck it
V - Vegetable you hate: brussel sprouts
W - Worst habit(s): suck it
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, arm,
Y - Yummy food: yellow curry.
Z - Zodiac Sign: ARIES!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-10T21:14:00

2005-04-11T04:57:27Z

i had an awsome day today<3

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-10T11:16:00

2005-04-10T18:08:37Z

went to mexico with niko and will and wills mom, stayed in san diego friday night, took bts in the room and other places. wook up at 6 went to mexico, when we got to the construction sight we went to the liquor store bought beer then we worked for about 5 minutes painting then went back to the liquor store, then from there we forgot about working and just kept going to the liquor store. im glad to live in america, and after seeing mexico i understand why all the mexicans want to come here and they should be allowed to come here with open arms.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-06T16:37:00

2005-04-06T23:39:00Z

Today i successfully finished my shark disection, in marine biology. I recieved an A 29/30. Im so good at disecting. Afterwards i felt bad that a perfectly healthy 3 foot long shark had to die just so i could diesect it, and to tell you the truth i didnt learn anything, all it did was help me work on my disecting skills. No joke i am professional when it comes to disecting, i make it look perfect i do not fool around. I make dead animals look nice when i disect them. Beside the point, since i felt bad about this complete waste of a shark, and since i couldnt very well take it and burry it (i had to throw it away) Before throwing it away i carefully and skillfully removed his ventricle aorta, or heart. After doing this i wrapped it in a napkin. Then afterschool i went to the beach and burried it. Sharks are animals and need to be treated with some respect so since i couldnt burry its whole body, that burrying its heart is some what nice. anyways my birthday was on sunday and im 16 now. life is good.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-03T01:00:00

2005-04-03T08:52:39Z

tonihgt was fucking interessting and wierd and crazy and shit. so me and alex were in this alley sippin on da 211, and these 3 cholo gangsta guy bump up blasting their rap. they get out of their cars all looking like hteir gonna kill us. then one of the guys pulls out a blunt, and he included me in the session. then at the show it was crazy, oh yeah we also ate some fucking mashed potatoes.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-04-01T23:29:00

2005-04-02T07:25:04Z

tonihgt was cool. we hanged out at the grassy knoll where jkf got caped. that was me and alex and brennen and 211 and king cobra. there was a guy named turtle who lived in a bush, we didnt see ihm though. it was fun. tomorow should be really cool. and also on sunday it be my birf day. wow. im really excited for next friday. and im crunk as fuck right now so take care and good night!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-30T10:36:00

2005-03-30T18:26:40Z

boring weekend i had, fun monday and tuesday, now its wednesday and i dont have much to do..... what to do with the rest of the week? my birthday is like on sunday i think. so im excited and shit.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-25T16:08:00

2005-03-26T00:11:18Z

well this weekend is fenna suck for me. im with my dad and i can't do anything . (so he said) but maybe i can, hopefully. if any one wants to call me please do because im gonna be bored. next week should be pretty fun though!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-22T21:25:00

2005-03-23T05:19:56Z

a series of fairly ironic and creepy events happened today, and yesterday. i learned yesterday that my german teacher still has the money from german club last year, then today i was looking through my binder and i found a picture of me and josh, then when i got home i found one of josh's books he let me borrow last year. then just a little while ago i check my myspace, i had a new friend request, and guess who it was, Josh! this is some creepy shit if you ask me. im so confused right now its like the strangest thing since pop music.

i swear i need to find those people from I <3 Huckabees to come investigate my case. my coinsidenses. wierd.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-21T20:30:00

2005-03-22T04:31:45Z

"Welcome, to the Science Lab!" (picks up rock)
todays lesson, -meteorology. (waves arms around)
"scientists such as weather men say its beautiful to go outside and watch meteor showers."
(goes on and on about stupid shit like this)
"This will conclude todays lesson. Good bye." (walks off and digs a hole)

the moral of me posting this is, to make people aware of what happens if you are a cracked out bill nye with two left feet. You go around and tell people like me and jacqueline and marissa stupid shit like that. thats about all that happened to me today.

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-20T09:32:00

2005-03-20T17:28:53Z

last nihght was the best night of my life...... fucking me and alex went to see fear and hte dickies, erica was supposed to go but she couldnt, so it was just me and alex. we get to the vault 350 and we walked around, we had some guy buy us 40's. then we sat in some alley thing and drank them. then we met this guy steve and his girlfriend collete. they gave us more beer. we find out from them that the show is 20 dollers not 15. i had 13 dollers and alex had 15, we had to spange money from everyone. people were so generous, we managed to get enojugh money that we each had 20 to get in, 1 buck for the bus, and money for beer. inside the show some guy yells alex, it was none other then joey bondage of narcoleptic youth. we talked to him for quite a while (he gave us a bunch of money to) we talked with him a bunch thrughout the nihgt, he told alex that she should go out with me, because im a "cool dude." joey then decided that he is putting alex+1(niko) on the guest list for their show next month with the skulls and DK. what a guy. after the show me and alex went out side, all the buses had stopped running we knew no one with a car. so we walked all hte way from pine and 4th home.we walked down brodway, and when we got to roswell i turned and she had to keep going. this was one hell of a night.!!!!!!!

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-18T20:42:00

2005-03-19T04:43:51Z

wow invertabrated. damn im smart.! <3

cramps_staysick @ 2005-03-15T22:06:00

2005-03-16T06:03:10Z

hummmmm. today was fucking fun and shit.this morning was an adventure. then my german teacher complimented me and said im improving. wow. then after school, i hung out with my buddy erica who i havent seen in quite a long time. we went to taco surf and some dumb waitress took 15 minutes to set our table, then she took ericas order then started to walk away then was like oh wait do you want food or something. no shit you fucking twat, why else would i be at your resteraunt!? stupid people these days...... then i went to school and recorded a jazz concert. fun shit. sit there for 3 hours, press record then stop then record then stop again and again. woo hoo. wtfftw. today i learned something and it pissed me the fuck off. oh well i dont care anymore.i could care less like whoa.

i love petaluma CA!!!

2005-03-15T06:12:04Z

i went up north this weekend to petaluma to my uncles house. on friday i went to a show at the venue down the street from my uncles house. there was a bunch of black metal and grind core bands playing! then after that i went down town and met up with some friends of mine. we went back to my cousins house where we got really messed up.i then proceded to fall asleep on a couch at about 4 am. about two hours later i woke up and cooked untill 4 o clock in the afternoon with my uncle, then a bunch of family came over for my g mas b day. later that i evening i went to the same venue down the street and saw a bunch of ska bands. later that evening i met up with my cousin and friends, we walked down town to the river were we walked along a dock and found a cooler with a beer in it, i drank it and it tasted like piss. as we were walking there was a bunch of punks trying to get a bike out of the water(morons?) one of the kids i was with called his friend...within ten minutes his friend was at the dock, nekkid and in the water trying to find the bike, (keep in mind this is about 1 am the water is freezing and the part he was at is right next to the sewage pump) diseases? maybe? i dont know. anyways he goes 15 feet down in pitch black freezing disease riddin water, and comes up with the bike. they paid him 10 dollers, this was exciting next we went back to my cousins and got really messed up again! then i went to bed and an hour later my uncle woke me up and we went to the dump.(like always) yes this was a good weekend!! very produvtive i would say.